I have been on Christopher Kimball‘s email list for years, and though I don’t live in New England and I don’t have time right now to cook the wonderful foods he writes about, it’s great writing and I always take time to read it.
He is, according to Wikipedia, the bow-tie wearing founder,Â editor, andÂ publisherÂ ofÂ Cook’s IllustratedÂ andÂ Cook’s CountryÂ magazines, and formerly publisher of the now defunctÂ Cook’s Magazine. I know him from Cook’s Illustrated — what a neat magazine that is. Here’s his Christopher Kimball blog. And I love reading his occasional emails, which talk about the sugar season in Vermont and relay charming small-town stories.
This is a funny, timely, small-town story that came in his email today. Could it be true? He represents it as though it is. And of course it could be — people are crazy.
Back in Vermont, here is a recent story that sounds completely made up. A resident of a nearby town is very well liked but more than a little crazy and a bit of a drinkerâ€”you never know what he will do next. His wife came home one day and noticed that he looked a bit shaken. He said, â€œI caught a troll!â€ and proceeded to lead her upstairs. When they got to the bedroom, she heard a voice from the closet shouting, â€œLet me out! Let me out!â€ Well, he had all sorts of furniture stacked up against the door to keep the troll in. Once the way was cleared, she found a very pleasant, rather short gentleman in disarray, shaken after having spent a few hours locked up inside. He was working for the U.S. Census, had rung the bell, and, as soon as the door had opened, the husband had somehow mistaken him for a troll, spiriting him upstairs. No word yet on the impending lawsuit.
My favorite sentence in this bit is: “…as soon as the door had opened, the husband had somehow mistaken him for a troll, spiriting him upstairs.”
I cannot think of anything else to say about this, except: Thanks for the good laugh!
Its funny until you work for the census bureau in a supervisory position where you are worried about your workers.
I have to admit… I did have a chuckle… but geez folks… locking up short census workers??? Trolls??? Where the heck to these folks come from?